i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she peed on how many people?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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