Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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