Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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