i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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