y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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