Welp...herpes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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