The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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