Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There's always time for handjobs
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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