she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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