physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My balls are so social today.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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