I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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