ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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