So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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