She is in my trunk
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
