hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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