I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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