But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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