My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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