god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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