She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Well I just put wine in my tea
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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