you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I don't want my vagina anymore.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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