he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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