I'm drive I can fine osifer
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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