why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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