brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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