Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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