Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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