Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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