Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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