You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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