i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You're like the curious george of whores
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
This toilet bowl is my home.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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