That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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