she looked like the before picture.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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