And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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