I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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