Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize