i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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