I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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