ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
pop tarts are not kleenex
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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