there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
