is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
