So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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