I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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