Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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