hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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