is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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