with your own penis?
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i wish my penis had a tongue
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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