Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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