I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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