I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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