Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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