So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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