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He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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