K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
wow bdsm is so cute
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