Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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