i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
