Your tits are I can't wait for
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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