do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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