I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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